Champs Elysees
Paris
The Manager,
Gusteau’s Restaurant
Paris
26thApril 2018
Dear Sir,
I am writing to complain about the horrible night my family and I had at your restaurant. After hearing lots of good things about your restaurant, we decided we would try it out for ourselves. However, I do not think that it reaches the 4-star standard; it does not even reach 2-stars in our eyes! We hoped we would be able to remember last night for the rest of our lives. We will be able to, but not in a good way like we expected.
Since it was my Granny’s birthday (her 83rdto be exact), we decided that my children, my husband and I would fly over to Paris from London to celebrate her special birthday with her. The chance to dine at Gusteau’s was so expensive than you would have to have millions of pounds to go more than once.
After finishing our outstanding meal, my son turned to me in horror. He insisted he had seen a silhouette of a rat in the toque of your world-known chef Linguini. At first, I didn’t believe him but then I saw it for myself. I was so shocked I fainted.
My family are so disgusted we will not be dining at your ‘amazing’ restaurant ever again.
Yours faithfully
Madam Lloyd